21 DAYS TO YULE, EH?



some randomness to amuse and disturb you

Man of Steel, Wman of Kleenex - Supermans sex life has problem

Canada destroys world or something

CleoLinda's Twilight in 15 minutes - for those of you who liked the book/hated it/saw the movie/haven't seen the movie, whatever

How to do this meme: Using only EPISODE names from ONE TV SHOW, cleverly answer these questions. Try not to repeat an episode title. It's a lot harder than you think! Repost as "My life according to (show)".

Describe yourself: "Born Under a Bad Sign"
How do you feel: "In My Time of Dying"
Describe where you currently live: "Crossroad Blues"
If you could go anywhere where would you go: "Home"
Your favorite form of transportation:"Phantom Traveler"
Your best friend is: "Lucifer Rising"
What's the weather like: "Red Sky at Morning"
Favorite time of day: "Bedtime Stories"
If your life was a TV show, it would be called: The Monster at the End of This Book"
What is life to you: "After School Special"
Your fear: "I Believe the Children Are Our Future"
What is the best advice you have to give: "Abandon All Hope..."
Thought for the Day: "Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things"
How I would like to die:"Everybody Loves a Clown"
My soul's present condition: "Time Is on My Side"
My motto: "Criss Angel Is a Douchebag"


Also?........

Get Your Monster Name

Well, thanks to a large American audience on LJ and DW, I have been reminded once or twice (if I knew how to make a skeptical arched eyebrow smiley it would be here) that it is American thanksgiving - which, you know, whatevver, it doesn't really affect me.

But then I saw this; Kids reenact first thanksgiving (with syphilis blankets) and, well, you know how much I love anything to do with syphillis (no, I'm not being sarcastic), so I had to make a post.


Aww, these kids don't suck.

Also, happy thanksgiving to my American flist, and my deepest sympathies to any Native flist I may have.

(I am such a Canadian)

(I am now abusing the bracket)


P.S. Woot! I get to get up at 5am tommorow to make it to my MRI, WOOT!

If one more person embeds a YouTube of the motherfucking Muppets singing motherfucking Bohemian Rhapsody I will sign a DNR when I go in for surgery, just on the off chance I can die and escape it.

ETA: that's it. I'm signing the DNR. Congratulations DW, you may have just killed me.

Fuck you from the bottom of my fat assed heart

basically - if your BMI is over 30 you can't get your diploma from this bullshit university - unless you pass a mandatory gym class.

If you're paying (I'm guess-timating here) a hundred thousand or so on your degree whether or not you've got some jiggle is your own damn business.

Fuck you, you fat hating fuckwits


Thank Goddess I live in Canada. I love my socialized healthcare, and my subsidized education. Mmmmm, that's good commmunism, right there, it is.

Speaking of our oh so terrible communist healthcare that is supposedly destroying the country - I've got my (completely free) MRI coming up - wish me something benign, y'all.

Pirate Rape!!! - but in a funny way

A meme, to bore and terrorize entertain my flist with.

1. post a list of up to 20 books/movies/anime/tv shows/video games/bands [fannish etc.] that you've had an obsessive fannish love or interest in at some time in your life.

2. have your f-list guess your favorite character/member from each item.

3. when someone guesses correctly, strike through the item and put the name of your favorite character next to it.



( you know you want to... )

1.-Supernatural is on tonight, and it looks so good (But its not a meta episode, so feel free to skip this one, Flist, I won't demand you see it so I can type HERPES COMMERCIAL at odd intervals and expect you to get it) But OMG I hope they don't kill Bobby. I swear to God I will grow a tumour if they do....oh, wait.

You might still have to put up with me screamming BOBBY! at odd times though.

BOBBY! < /squee >

2. -The slightly illegal ground hog has gone to the great rabbit cage in the sky. It actually looked really cute all stuck in pose like that, like she was sleeping. She's gone to a better place, metaphysically speaking at least.

I do wish roomie had mentioned it was dead and not left it rotting till she had time to deal with the body. I didn't even know, which seems disrespectful? somehow? Like when someone dies on a subway and no one notices for 2 weeks and Tom Cruise makes a movie about a serial killer about it?

3.- I have no point 3.

Created by Oatmeal

They cancelled Whorehouse! Dollhouse! Feminism - 1, Misogyny - 49 562 929 474
Apparently Whedon's already got something in the works - I'm kinda enh about it.

Pets at war



And-----I'm off to my oncologist tommorow- wish me beign tumours, y'all! Plus I've got a new song for my tumour play list, which I will be unvieling shortly.